Goosebumps in my pants and I know you wanna see
a Southampton dappa rapper not a sucker MC
Rata tat tat sprayed Santa with my gat
making profit from each tooth its the truth
Call us brothers grimm but its what you gotta do
tooth fairy was a slut so I fucker her with my goo
connect like bluetooth, we be the new youth
swashbuckling around like a pirate clown

I'm Joe Potato, mashing bangers like NATO
Remember jackets not chips would make a lovely gift
any topping will do, tell your posse and your crew
melted cheese, cottage cheese, yummy yummy yes please
flavour flavour, buttery goodness,
JP in the house, OH MY GOODNESS
think potato from this track, cracks not a savoury snack

DON'T DO CRACK KIDS, IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU

These streets are crazy, people raising hell,
Women living rough, body sex and souls for sale
Whether Jesters or Sobar, cant you see its gone too far
drunken screaming in the night, mangled whisperings and fights
Do you know where you are? Your in Portswood,
This is no good, love no freedom,
we dont want em, we dont need em
Im Dalaw the Destroyer
Could have been a doctor or a lawyer,
but I'm not, so what?
Had something interesting to say,
but I forgot, so what?
I'm a point like a pencil,
your styles stuck like a stencil
Your attitude's deranged and
I just can't see how you can live like this
Single mum, four kids slinging crack on the streets
and just to make ends meet, shes heading six feet under
I done a blunder

SOUTHAMPTON GIVES ME GOOSEBUMPS

The shitty city side is where I reside
Southampton switched up from Jekyll to Hyde
The tale began midnight outside Hartley
After a long days work on the way to party
A sucker MC said they knew my name
Told me he would bring the lyrical pain
A battle rap attack is what he brought
Acting like a judge and court
He said ill Ian HUNTley you down and murder you like that kid
Fuck shit up and leave you invalid
Attempt to Madeline McCAIN me and throw me in the boot
Snatch my bag and take my loot
This took the piss like a colostomy bag
So i lit my cig and took a drag

SOUTHAMPTON GIVES ME GOOSEBUMPS

I the one, the only Notorious M.A.D-ocks
You look weak and frail from sucking HIV cocks
Backslapped the chap with a lyrical attack
Said stop the chat, wolf pack attack
I'm a fully loaded clip, you suck a fully loaded dick
Tropic thunder style, crush you monkeys in my grip
Go grimey on the mic, you need to get Cilit Bang out
So cocky with the shit, spitting bars with my wang out
Sucker MCs they did disperse
Headed to the party to converse
I met this tasty nine who was lookin pretty fine
Fuck wine and dine, hit the mac time
Said don't me nasty, let smash your pasty
Said don't be hastry, let me see your pastry

SOUTHAMPTON GIVES ME GOOSEBUMPS

Fuck bashing the bishop,
got this bitch to bash
The chick got whiplash when my dick splashed
Aint nothin' to it, Crunk Juce made me do it

THERE WAS TOO MUCH CRUNK JUCE LAST NIGHT... WAY TOO MUCH

Straight out of Portswood
Crazy motherfucker named Burger
and you know I'm SERIOUS about the burger
My anal glands drip love
and they smell like a skunk
and my dongs slapping about like an elephants trunk
The brands Rustlers, thats the meat that I pack
And to finish we have breadsticks dipped in Lurpak
I lick out hoes only if I smell queef
and if you're gunna get Burger, you're gunna get beef
With the hoes I fiddle, 'round the back of Lidl
Then I go home for a bit of bacon griddle
Cos I cum hard, I decimate your bedding
Your rhymes are tackier than a gypsy wedding
Burger survived jaundice, trench foot and a fungal infection
resulted in the fact I can't even get an erection
I'll take anyone one on one
like a burger in a bun
Burger don't use jonnies, only need a stun gun
(COS HE'S A RAPIST)
Burger waxed his gooch, he's ready to party
I know I'm gunna get on a girl thats fuckin' naughty
The cupboards my aim
Where I get the minge thats mine
This sweaty Viking didn't know it was a Hindu shrine
I see a Lederhosen clad German folk
next thing I know he's going blind and suffering from a stroke
Caught shitting on a pool table, I had to freeze
I couldn't hold it in, I just had to SQUEEZE

SOUTHAMPTON REALLY GIVES ME THE GOOSEBUMPS

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